Vas Happenin?

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teenagesophiebennett:

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

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quickdraw-kiddo:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

Also try to avoid “you” statements; that assumes.

Try: The author shits the reader not.

nbaoffseason:

Paul George going Space Ghost on Harvey Birdman.

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lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

zackisontumblr:

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